your house could fit inside this iceberg
Wouldn’t that be fun? To have a house in the middle of a giant ice-lagoon?
This big boy rolled in about a week ago, and seems to have beached himself. Last year’s Big Beached Berg got a name (Mark Wahl-berg), and since this one is at least as large, I think he deserves a name, too. Suggestions?
Ingrid Berg-man, all the way.
Clearly, it should be “Alec Berg” (spoken in a John Houseman/Smith Barney-esque voice).